Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The seventh inning stretch

No more baseball and apple pie; now it's baseball and tax breaks. Here is my ode to this new American pastime (sing to the tune of "Take me out to the ballgame"):

Take my hard earn dollars
and give them to the Yankees

Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack
'cuz I can afford them no longer

So let's root root root for tax breaks
so players can be overpaid

For it's one, two, three breaks for George
to build his stadium.